Painkiller Medication Mantras

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Sooooooo many pain killers available.
With fascinating names, created and promoted by pharmaceutical wizards.
But perhaps you are unable or unwilling to apply them the regular way.
Don't worry, be happy.
Because here's an innovative opportunity: use them as mighty, magical mantras!
The most complex mantras in the world.

Write, recite, sing, invoke or even memorize them. Just don't break your tongue.

Good For Your Brain and Memory! Organic! Completely Free! Immediately Available! Zero Side Effects! Really! (?)

Here's the list:

• Aceclofenac, Acetaminophen, Acetosal, Acetylsalicyl, Actiq, Advil, Aleve, Alfenta, Alfentanil, Amitriptyline, APac, Arcoxia, Ascal, Aspégic, Aspirin, Astramorph, Avinza

• Bextra, Biofenac, Buprenex, Buprenorphine, Butorphanol, Butrans

• Carbalasalat calcium, Carisoprodol, Cataflam, Celebrex, Celecoxib, Clonazepam, Codeine, Combunox, Cyclobenzaprine

• Daypro, Demerol, Dexketoprofen, Dextrporposyphene, Diclofenac, Diclofenacnatrium, Dihydrocodeine, Dilaudid, Diphenoxylate, Dipidolor, Dolophine, Duloxetin, Duragesic, Duramorph, Dzuveo

• Embeda, Endocet, Etoricoxib, Excedrin

• Feldene, Fentanyl, Fenylbutazon, Flexeril, Fluimucil, Flurbiprofen

• Gabapentin, Gaviscon

• Hydrocodone, Hydromorphone, Hysingla

• Ibuprofen, Indocin, Indomethacin

• Kadian, Ketoprofen, Ketorolac

• Levomethadyl Acetate, Levorphanol, Levo-Dromoran, Lidoderm, Lonafin, Lorcet, Lortab, Lyrica

• Methadon, Migrafin, MS Contin, Meloxicam, Meperidine, Methadone, Methadose, Methocarbamol, Mobic, Morphabond, Morphine, Motrin

• Nabumetone, Naltrexone, Naprosyn, Naproxen, Neurontin, Norcom, Nucynta, Numorphan, Nuprin, Nurofen

• Opana, Orlaam, Oxaprozin, Oxecta, OxyContin, Oxycodone, Oxymorphone

• Panadol, Paracetamol, Parecoxib, Pethidini, Pnetazocine, Percocet, Percodan, Pethidine, Piritramide, Piroxicam, Pregabalin, Propyfenazon

• Relafen, Remifentanil, Robaxin, Rofecoxib, Roxicet, Roxicodone

• Soma, Stadol, Subsys, Sufenta, Sufentanil, Surgam

• Talwin, Tapentadol, Targinact, Targiniq, Tizanidine, Toradol, Tramadol, Tramal, Troxyca, Tylenol

• Ultiva, Ultracet, Ultram, Valdecoxib, Vicodin, Viox, Voltaren

• Zaldiar, Zanaflex, Zohydro

• Oh Ho, Mmmmm, Shanti, Shanti, Shantihiiii...

Some of the above ideas and products are controversial. At least according to:

• Painkiller (Netflix)
• Pain Hustlers (Netflix)
• How to fix a drug scandal (Netflix)
• The business of drugs (Netflix)
• The pharmacist (Netflix)
• The crime of the century (HBO)
• Dopesick (Hulu)
• Opioid Nation (Youtube)

#humor #methods